Moving

The most annoying shit evaarr!!!

Omg...i can't stand this whole moving thing...

Maybe it's easy for some people but if you lived in the same house as my dad who wants to move you'd get hella annoyed too. To him the house has to be perfect to sell and he's always cleaning. If he sees something wrong like a smudge on the counter top he immediatley blames me or one of my brothers. If something is not in it's right place he gets pissed, I swear he has OCD or something. 

When people come over to look at the house (which is like every day!) my dad wants all the lights in every room to be on. I don't get why...he says its some marketing tool that makes people feel more comfortable in the house? I dunno...kinda stupid to me when you could just open the blinds and have natural light and not waste a bunch of energy.

Uggh the worst thing is when my dad gets pissed he goes friggin insane. He's served in the army, been an MP, and served at an Army Medical Center for 32 years. So he's pretty used to yelling at people and getting angry over dumb stuff. I feel like im in the army when he's yelling at me except I don't always take his stupid crap and then it turns into this big heated arguemnt and I just end up leaving the house for an hour or so.

 Just the other day he woke me up 30 minutes before people were coming over to look at the house. I still had to take a shower, get dressed, and get my stuff ready. I was almost done and ready to leave and it was like 5 minutes before the time they said they'd come over and then my dad just goes ape shit on me and flips out and starts yelling at me. He acts like these people are going to come over at the exact time they say and if we're not out the house then they aren't going to buy it.

This morning he got kinda mad because it was like 9am and I was still sleeping and someone wanted to come to the house to look at it. Then he tells me he had to turn clients away like it's totally my fault and not the clients fault for wanting to come over so damn early.

Sometimes when people come over I seriously have no where to go. I just drive around in my car for about an hour or sit in a parking lot or go to a store and just walk around and not even buy anything. 

My parents already found a house in West Virginia to move into and my dad thinks the house might sell before I move into my apartment which is like August 16th. So basically if the house sells I have no where to go. My dad suggested maybe a suit at a hotel until I can move into my apartment. Like wtf I seriously don't see what the big hurry is to move out.

It's friggin annoying as hell and I hate it....omfg more people are here to look at the house =_= ...

Simply Random

There are these birds that live in the corner of my house every year. The corner they live in is actually the corner of my room and sometimes I can hear them scuffle around or peck at the wood. Doesn't really bother me, they just need a home. Every year one of the baby birds falls out the nest...and of course its on the roof so its one hell of a fall. I don't like seeing dead baby birds who've never had the chance to spread there wings and the freedom to fly wherever. =[

This is a really depressing blog, so I'm going to end it with a joke. 

Q: Why do Giraffes have long legs?

A: Because they have smelly feet.

Haaaa Haaaa! Wishes!! :D